May 17, 2004

now that's a fuckin' commercial

Check out this German commercial for a product called "K-fee":

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Warning: it's not what I'd call 100% work-safe, even though there's nothing sexual or violent about it. And yet, it could never, ever air in the States.

Additional Warning: Best not to use headphones, either.

Enjoy!

Where we saw it: tv | We deign to rate it: outta 100
Posted by kza at 12:00 PM | Comments (18)
Comments

Holy shit.

You just took a year off my life with that. You bastard!

I've gotta share that with everyone I know...

Posted by: Steve at May 18, 2004 08:22 AM

Heh heh. Yeah, I lost about six months when I saw it at Martin's place. My attention actually drifted away near the end to the stuff on his desk, but the end snapped me back into attention, and it still scared me.

And then I was watching it again on my laptop at full speed, after going through it very slowly, frame by frame at times -- and I must've jumped a foot in the air. My wife laughed at me. It's the sound that does it, I think.

If you do a search for K-fee and find their website, they have 2 other structurally similar commercials, called "Golf" and "Buddha".

Posted by: Kza at May 18, 2004 10:05 AM

Oh, one other thing: At least I provided some warning, as vague as they are. To my knowledge, there are 2 other places (other than the product site) to find this, and they preface it with "Can you identify the music in this car commercial?", which is too cruelly deceptive in my book.

Posted by: Kza at May 18, 2004 10:08 AM

Heh. I remember getting one in an e-mail one time that actually told you to turn your volume all the way up so that you might hear the whispering ghost. I'm so glad I didn't mess with my volume.

Posted by: Steve at May 18, 2004 09:53 PM

I remember an ad that was being sent around. It was all music nice and cool--the email said "be sure to turn it up loud!" After a few seconds of music this incredibly loud man's voice came on and started yelling "HEY! I'M LOOKING AT PORN OVER HERE!"

Unfortunately, it also had a virus attached....

Posted by: martin at May 19, 2004 04:09 PM

What's the website for that commercial, I saw it on Jay Leno, but can't find it on the web, someone please help... Email me. Thanks!!!

bojenski3@fastmail.fm

Posted by: Ben at May 20, 2004 11:38 PM

They played the commercial on Jay Leno? That's awesome. It'd be neat to see it on a TV.

Here's the address for K-fee:

http://www.k-fee.com/v3/index_center.html

Go to the "Sponsoring/TV" section. They also have two other, similar commercials: "Golf" and "Buddha".

Posted by: Kza at May 21, 2004 10:37 AM

that shit scared the living hell out of me, but since then i've got used to it.

Posted by: Jamie at May 29, 2004 10:12 AM

o, my god. my youth pastor showed this at youth gruop. he told us it was a "very short video that would make an impact on us all". bastard. but, boy do i love the guy - my best friend will be getting a heartfelt mix CD and a nice DVD with a short inspirational video in her Grad announcement ;).....

Posted by: Briana at June 1, 2004 09:22 AM

hey guys this is a german commercial and i scared the shit out of me...
and there are 8 other commercials... but i dont know where to download..
greetz from switzerland

Posted by: simmeon at June 7, 2004 08:40 AM

I saw this commercial on a big screen at a youth camp last weekend. Somehow it didn't make me jump, but being at the back I got to see about 450 teenagers panic at the same time. It was almost like a mexican wave :)

Posted by: BoB at June 9, 2004 04:45 AM

www.K-fee.com

Posted by: GR8Dane at June 9, 2004 12:13 PM

Holy shit that like scared the crap out of me!!!!!!

Posted by: BoB/emily at June 13, 2004 06:35 PM

I will repeat, I would like to spend 5 minutes looking into the eyes of the person who created this commercial on the bluffs at Block Island, Rhode Island.

Posted by: nina at July 27, 2004 08:53 AM

www.k-fee.com doesn't work anymore.. their site is down... will someone tell me where elese i can find them...

Posted by: vulgartattoos at September 24, 2004 11:08 AM

It seems to be working for me. Try going here:

http://www.k-fee.com/v3/index_center.html

Looks like they got two new ones, "Yoga" and "Wiese", but I'm in no mood for checking them out.

Posted by: Kent M. Beeson at September 24, 2004 01:06 PM

lOoLololoOolol it's not scary loolooolol

LOOOOOL
LOOLOOLOL
LOL


lol

Posted by: bobby at September 29, 2004 05:50 AM

Jesus Christ

Whoever made that commerical needs to be put in a
padded room and a straight jacket.. and to show that to kidz on TV oh my fucken god lol

$cared2h3LL WuZ HerE

Posted by: $cared2h3LL at October 20, 2004 12:33 PM