Alas, it was not meant to be.
Nor was it to be for any of the other contestants I'd been in contact with for the last month. That's a real bummer. Oh well, look at the bright side: nothing to keep us from wishing for a complete disaster!
Although, one of the scripts to make the Top 6 (someone must've campaigned hard for one of 'em) is something called Does Anybody Here Remember When Hanz Gubenstein Invented Time Travel? If it's half as interesting as the title, they may have something.
However, I do have some good news to report, but it's good news in the David Brent sense. More on that later.
Where we saw it: project greenlight | We deign to rate it: outta 100